How you manage to do that every single day without fail, it looks absolutely exhausting, darling. Rapunzel pulls her up) Rapunzel: Hi, welcome home, mother. Mother Gothel loosely ties it in a large loop and steps in it. (She casts down her seventy feet of hair. Mother Gothel: Rapunzel, I'm not getting any younger down here. Mother Gothel: RAPUNZEL! Let down your hair! Rapunzel: It's time. Oh, the things we've seen and it's only eight in the morning. He turns back around.) Huh? (turns around and sees Flynn, who is now escaping through the roof) Wait, what? Hey, wait! Flynn: Can't you picture me in a castle of my own? I mean, I certainly can. (He turns around to see Flynn leaning against the pedestal, with the crown in his hand. Guard: (Sneezes) Flynn: Oh, hay fever? Guard: Yeah. Sideburns: We do this job, you can buy your own castle. Flynn: Wow! I could get used to a view like this. Oh, come on Pascal, it's not so bad in there. How about twenty three, out of forty five? Okay, well, what do you want to do? Yeah, I don't think so. He shrieks.) Rapunzel: GOTCHA!!! That's twenty two for me. (Pascal chuckles, then Rapunzel's hair snatches him up. (Pascal hides behind a flower pot and camouflages himself) Rapunzel: (shoves aside curtains) HAH! Hmm, Well. Each year on her birthday, the King and Queen released thousands of lanterns into the sky in hope that one day, their lost Princess would return. Flynn: (narrates) But the walls of that tower could not hide everything. Do you understand, flower? Rapunzel: Yes, Mommy. Rapunzel: Why can't I go outside? Mother Gothel: The outside world is a dangerous place. But this time she was determined to keep it hidden. Gothel is brushing Rapunzel’s hair.) Rapunzel: (singing) ♪.save what was lost, bring back what once was mine, what once was mine.♪ Flynn: ( narrates.) Gothel had found her new magic flower. For deep within the forest, in a hidden tower, Gothel raised the child as her own. The Kingdom searched and searched, but they could not find the Princess. It turns brown and falls upon the mattress, powerless.) Flynn: (narrates.) Gothel broke into the castle and stole the child. Gothel lifts a strand of Rapunzel's hair and draws a pair of scissors from her cloak) Mother Gothel: (singing) ♪Flower, gleam and glow, let your powers shine, make the clock re-♪ (She cuts the strand. (Mother Gothel, aged again, sneaks into the nursery. For that one moment, everything was perfect. To celebrate her birth, the King and Queen launched a flying lantern into the sky. A healthy baby girl, a princess was born. Creepy, right? Guards: We found it! Flynn: (he narrates.) The magic of the golden flower, healed the queen. Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine, what once was mine.♪ Flynn: (He narrates.) All right, you get the gist. Mother Gothel: (singing) ♪Flower gleam and glow, let your power shine. And all she had to do was sing a special song. You see instead of sharing the Sun's gift, this woman, Mother Gothel, hoarded its healing power and used it to keep herself young for hundreds of years. (Mother Gothel enters the scene.) Ahhh, I told you she'd be important. And that's when people usually start to look for a miracle. And the Queen, well she was about to have a baby, and she got sick, really, sick. The kingdom was ruled by a beloved King and Queen. Well, centuries passed and a hop skip and a boat ride away there grew a kingdom. Oh, you see that old woman, over there? You might want to remember her. ![]() It had the ability to heal the sick, and injured. And from this small drop of sun, grew a magic, golden, flower. Flynn: Now, once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens. This is the story of a girl, named Rapunzel. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story. ![]() ![]() ![]() Humans aren't the only Jurassic Park figures getting their own Pops – there are also a slew of dinosaur figures as well: T-rex, Velociraptor, and Dilophsaurus (and a rare Dilophosaurus chase figure).#FreezeFramePhoto No, the entire rapunzel script isn’t the caption Flynn: (narrating) This is the story of how I died. When someone on Twitter rightly called Funko out for their lack of Laura Dern, Funko had a quick reply: Also: what's the deal forcing consumers to pay extra for a Jeep in order to land a Laura Dern Funko? I smell a conspiracy, and I won't rest until I get to the bottom of it. According to Jurassic Outpost, the Ellie Sattler figure will come bundled with the Jurassic Park Jeep, but that doesn't explain why the Jeep isn't listed in this line-up. Listen, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, Funko, but if you don't get around to releasing this Laura Dern Pop, there's going to be hell to pay. But wait, where the hell is the Laura Dern as Ellie Sattler Funko Pop? Are you kidding me right now, Funko? I found this concept art featuring Sattler in a Jeep, but that official figure isn't included in the Funko announcement.
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